Ankh Tide
when you want to really people, play this deck. you may not win many games against really fast decks, but you will annoy the heck out of people. what you want to do is stall with cards that slow the opponent down like rishadan port, tangle wire, boomerang, hoodwink, and parallax tide (also a win condition) until you can combo them out with parallax tide and ankh of mishra for the win. other notes: masticore is good.