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Name:"Ach! Hans, Run!"
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your library for the named card, put it into play, then shuffle your library. That creature has haste. Remove it from the game at end of turn.
Artist(s):Quinton Hoover
Rarity:Rare

Name:Aesthetic Consultation
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Name an artist. Remove the top six cards of your library from the game, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card by the named artist. Put that card in your hand, then remove all the other cards revealed this way from the game.
Artist(s):David "Help Me" Martin
Rarity:Rare

Name:Ambiguity
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
Artist(s):Stephen Daniele
Rarity:Rare

Name:Artful Looter
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Wizard
Power/Tough:1/2
Text:: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap Artful Looter.
Artist(s):Heather "Erica Gassalasca-Jape" Hudson
Rarity:Common

Name:Ass Whuppin'
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Artist(s):Don Hazeltine
Rarity:Rare

Name:Assquatch
Cost:
Type:Creature - Donkey Lord
Text:Each other Donkey gets +11/2/+11/2.
Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Artist(s):Jeremy Jarvis
Rarity:Rare

Name:Atinlay Igpay
Cost:
Type:Eaturecray - Igpay
Power/Tough:3/3
Text:Oubleday ikestray
Eneverwhay Atinlay Igpay's ontrollercay eaksspay ay onnay-Igpay-Atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay.
Artist(s):Evkay Alkerway
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Avatar of Me
Cost:
Type:Creature - Avatar
Power/Tough:*/*
Text:Avatar of Me costs more to play for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest 1/2.
Avatar of Me's color is the color of your eyes.
Artist(s):Greg Hildebrandt
Rarity:Rare

Name:AWOL
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Artist(s):Stephen Tappin
Rarity:Common

Name:B-I-N-G-O
Cost:
Type:Creature - Hound
Power/Tough:1/1
Text:Trample
Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Artist(s):Ron Spencer
Rarity:Rare

Name:Bad Ass
Cost:
Type:Creature - Donkey Zombie
Text:, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.
Artist(s):Thomas M. Baxa
Rarity:Common

Name:Blast from the Past
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Madness , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback
Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play.
Artist(s):Douglas Shuler
Rarity:Rare

Name:Bloodletter
Cost:
Type:Creature - Zombie
Power/Tough:2/3
Text:When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Artist(s):Daren Bader
Rarity:Common

Name:Booster Tutor
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Artist(s):Christopher Rush
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Bosom Buddy
Cost:
Type:Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Power/Tough:1/4
Text:Whenever you play a spell, you may gain 1/2 life for each word in that spell's name.
Artist(s):Dan Scott
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Brushstroke Paintermage
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Wizard
Power/Tough:2/3
Text:: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
Artist(s):Ron "Don't You Dare Change Me" Spears
Rarity:Common

Name:Bursting Beebles
Cost:
Type:Creature - Beeble
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
Artist(s):David "Beeblemania" Martin
Rarity:Common

Name:Cardpecker
Cost:
Type:Creature - Bird
Text:Flying
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Richard Sardinha
Rarity:Common

Name:Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Cost:
Type:Creature - Bird
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
Artist(s):Tim Hildebrandt
Rarity:Common

Name:Cheap Ass
Cost:
Type:Creature - Donkey Townsfolk
Text:Spells you play cost /2 less to play.
Artist(s):Randy Gallegos
Rarity:Common

Name:Cheatyface
Cost:
Type:Creature - Efreet
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game.
Flying
Artist(s):Doug Chaffee
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Circle of Protection: Art
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:As Circle of Protection: Art comes into play, choose an artist.
: The next time a source of your choice by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.
Artist(s):Jim "Stop the Da Vinci Beatdown" Pavelec
Rarity:Common

Name:City of Ass
Cost:
Type:Land
Text:City of Ass comes into play tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool.
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Rare

Name:Collector Protector
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Gamer
Power/Tough:2/5
Text:, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
Artist(s):Christopher Rush
Rarity:Rare

Name:Creature Guy
Cost:
Type:Creature - Beast
Power/Tough:3/3
Text:Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Creature" or "Guy," you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Jeff Easley
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Curse of the Fire Penguin
Cost:
Type:Enchant Creature
Text:Curse of the Fire Penquin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
Artist(s):Matt Thompson
Rarity:Rare

Name:Deal Damage
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Deal Damage deals 4 damage to target creature or player.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Deal" or "Damage," you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Scott M. Fischer
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Double Header
Cost:
Type:Creature - Drake
Power/Tough:2/3
Text:Flying
When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Artist(s):Richard Sardinha
Rarity:Common

Name:Drawn Together
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:As Drawn Together comes into play, choose an artist.
Creatures by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
Artist(s):Pete "Fear Me" Venters
Rarity:Rare

Name:Duh
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Artist(s):Dave Dorman
Rarity:Common

Name:Dumb Ass
Cost:
Type:Creature - Donkey Barbarian
Text:At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
Artist(s):Bradley Williams
Rarity:Common

Name:Elvish House Party
Cost:
Type:Creature - Elf Rogue
Power/Tough:*/*
Text:Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Artist(s):Thomas Manning
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Emcee
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Rogue
Power/Tough:0/1
Text:Whenever another creature comes into play, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Artist(s):Quinton Hoover
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Enter the Dungeon
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Players play a Magic subgame under the table starting at 5 life, using their libraries as their decks. After the subgame ends, the winner searches his or her library for two cards, puts those cards into his or her hand, then shuffles his or her library.
Artist(s):Luca Zontini
Rarity:Rare

Name:Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may play Erase (Not the Urza’s Legacy One) without paying its mana cost. Remove target enchantment from the game.
Artist(s):Pete Venters
Rarity:Common

Name:Eye to Eye
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Artist(s):Michael Sutfin
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Face to Face
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that opponent.
Artist(s):Randy Gallegos
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Farewell to Arms
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:As Farewell to Arms comes into play, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards his or her hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Artist(s):Ron Lemen
Rarity:Common

Name:Fascist Art Director
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Horror
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn..
Artist(s):Edward P. "Feed Me" Beard, Jr.
Rarity:Common

Name:Fat Ass
Cost:
Type:Creature - Donkey Shaman
Text:Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Artist(s):Jeremy Jarvis
Rarity:Common

Name:First Come, First Served
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.
Artist(s):Thomas Gianni
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Flaccify
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Counter target spell unless its controller pays /2.
Artist(s):Tim Hildebrandt
Rarity:Common

Name:Forest
Cost:
Type:Basic Land - Forest
Text:[G]
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Basic Land

Name:Form of the Squirrel
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:As Form of the Squirrel comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play.
Creatures can't attack you.
You can't be the target of spells or abilities.
You can't play spells.
Artist(s):Carl Critchlow
Rarity:Rare

Name:Fraction Jackson
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Hero
Text:, : Return target card with a 1/2 on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Mark Poole
Rarity:Rare

Name:Framed!
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Tap or untap all permanents by the artist of your choice.
Artist(s):Alan "Don't Feel Like You Have to Pick Me" Pollack
Rarity:Common

Name:Frankie Peanuts
Cost:
Type:Legendary Creature - Elephant Rogue
Power/Tough:2/3
Text:At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Artist(s):Thomas M. Baxa
Rarity:Rare

Name:Frazzled Editor
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Bureaucrat
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.)
Artist(s):Jim Pavelec
Rarity:Common

Name:Gleemax
Cost:
Type:Legendary Artifact
Text:You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Artist(s):Richard Thomas
Rarity:Rare

Name:Gluetius Maximus
Cost:
Type:Creature - Beast
Power/Tough:5/5
Text:As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Artist(s):Jeff Easley
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Goblin Mime
Cost:
Type:Creature - Goblin Mime
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.
Artist(s):Franz Vohwinkel
Rarity:Common

Name:Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Cost:
Type:Creature - Goblin Warrior
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Play this ability only once each turn.
Artist(s):Eric Deschamps
Rarity:Common

Name:Goblin Secret Agent
Cost:
Type:Creature - Goblin Rogue
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Artist(s):Tony Szczudlo
Rarity:Common

Name:Granny's Payback
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:You gain life equal to your age.
Artist(s):Joel Thomas
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Graphic Violence
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:All creatures by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
Artist(s):Wayne "King of" England
Rarity:Common

Name:Greater Morphling
Cost:
Type:Creature - Shapeshifter
Power/Tough:5/5
Text:: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.
: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.
: Greater Morphling's type becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.
: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.
: Greater Morphling's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.
: Untap Greater Morphling.
Artist(s):Greg "Six-Pack" Staples
Rarity:Rare

Name:Head to Head
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:You and target opponent play Seven Questions about the top card of that player's library. (That player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that he or she answers truthfully. You guess the card's name-that's question seven-and the player reveals the card.) If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice.
Artist(s):Thomas Gianni
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Cost:
Type:Creature - Demon Child
Power/Tough:8/8
Text:Flying, first strike, trample
If you say "I'm coming, too!" as you search your library, you may pay and reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library to have it deal 2 damage to a player of your choice. Do this no more than once each turn.
Artist(s):Ron Spencer
Rarity:Rare

Name:Island
Cost:
Type:Basic Land - Island
Text:[U]
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Basic Land

Name:Johnny, Combo Player
Cost:
Type:Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
Power/Tough:1/1
Text:: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Artist(s):Kensuke Okabayashi
Rarity:Rare

Name:Keeper of the Sacred Word
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Druid
Power/Tough:2/3
Text:As Keeper of the Sacred Word comes into play, choose a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Artist(s):Dany Orizio
Rarity:Common

Name:Kill! Destroy!
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Kill" or "Destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Corey D. Macourek
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Ladies' Knight
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Knight
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:Flying
Spells that players wearing at least one item of women's clothing play cost less to play. (Women's clothing is designed to be worn exclusively by women.)
Artist(s):rk post
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Land Aid '04
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Search your library for a basic land card, put that card into play tapped, then shuffle your library. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Artist(s):Jim Nelson
Rarity:Common

Name:Laughing Hyena
Cost:
Type:Creature - Hyena
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:Gotcha - Whenever an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Mark Poole
Rarity:Common

Name:Letter Bomb
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:When Letter Bomb comes into play, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card he or she draws until Letter Bomb is drawn. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 191/2 damage to him or her.
Artist(s):Daniel Gelon
Rarity:Rare

Name:Little Girl
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Child
Text:
Artist(s):Rebecca Guay-Mitchell
Rarity:Common

Name:Look at Me, I'm R&D
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.
All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
Artist(s):
Rarity:Rare

Name:Loose Lips
Cost:
Type:Enchant Creature
Text:As Loose Lips comes into play, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you draw two cards unless that player says the chosen sentence.
Artist(s):John Matson
Rarity:Common

Name:Magical Hacker
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Gamer
Power/Tough:1/2
Text:: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Artist(s):
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Man of Measure
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Knight
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Artist(s):Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Rarity:Common

Name:Mana Flair
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Add to your mana pool for each nonland permanent by the artist of your choice.
Artist(s):Paolo "That's Actually Me" Parente
Rarity:Common

Name:Mana Screw
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add to your mana pool. Play this ability only any time you could play an instant.
Artist(s):Mike Raabe
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Meddling Kids
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Child
Power/Tough:2/3
Text:As Meddling Kids comes into play, choose a word with four or more letters.
Nonland cards with the chosen word in their text box can't be played.
Artist(s):Christopher Moeller
Rarity:Rare

Name:Mise
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Name a nonland card, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, draw three cards.
Artist(s):Matt Cavotta
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Moniker Mage
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Wizard
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
Artist(s):Keith Garletts
Rarity:Common

Name:Monkey Monkey Monkey
Cost:
Type:Creature - Ape
Power/Tough:1/1
Text:As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Artist(s):Liz Danforth
Rarity:Common

Name:Mons's Goblin Waiters
Cost:
Type:Creature - Goblin Waiter
Power/Tough:1/1
Text:Sacrifice a creature or land: Add /2*R to your mana pool.
Artist(s):Pete Venters
Rarity:Common

Name:Mother of Goons
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Cleric
Power/Tough:3/2
Text:Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from play, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
Artist(s):Darrell Riche
Rarity:Common

Name:Mountain
Cost:
Type:Basic Land - Mountain
Text:[R]
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Basic Land

Name:Mouth to Mouth
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls.
Artist(s):Alan Pollack
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Mox Lotus
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:: Add infinite mana to your mana pool.
100: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
You don't lose life due to mana burn.
Artist(s):Kevin Dobler
Rarity:Rare

Name:My First Tome
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
Artist(s):Heather Hudson
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Name Dropping
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return that card to your hand.
Artist(s):Tony Szczudlo
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Necro-Impotence
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay 1/2 life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.
Artist(s):Mark Tedin
Rarity:Rare

Name:Now I Know My ABC's
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Artist(s):Tony Szczudlo
Rarity:Rare

Name:Number Crunch
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Stephen Daniele
Rarity:Common

Name:Old Fogey
Cost:
Type:Summon Dinosaur
Power/Tough:7/7
Text:Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Artist(s):Douglas Shuler
Rarity:Rare

Name:Orcish Paratroopers
Cost:
Type:Creature - Orc Paratrooper
Power/Tough:4/4
Text:When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.
Artist(s):Matt Thompson
Rarity:Common

Name:Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental
Cost:
Type:Creature - Elemental
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Artist(s):Greg Hildebrandt
Rarity:Common

Name:Persecute Artist
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all nonland cards by the chosen artist.
Artist(s):Rebecca "Don't Mess with Me" Guay
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Phyrexian Librarian
Cost:
Type:Creature - Horror
Power/Tough:3/3
Text:Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of your library from the game face up and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
Artist(s):Kev Walker
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Plains
Cost:
Type:Basic Land - Plains
Text:[W]
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Basic Land

Name:Pointy Finger of Doom
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Artist(s):Martina Pilcerova
Rarity:Rare

Name:Punctuate
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - - ( ) / " ' & .)
Artist(s):Jim Pavelec
Rarity:Common

Name:Pygmy Giant
Cost:
Type:Creature - Giant
Power/Tough:0/2
Text:, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Artist(s):Eric Deschamps
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Question Elemental?
Cost:
Type:Creature - Elemental
Power/Tough:3/4
Text:Flying
Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental?
Artist(s):Edward P. Beard, Jr.
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:R&D's Secret Lair
Cost:
Type:Legendary Land
Text:Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
: Add to your mana pool.
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Rare

Name:Rare-B-Gone
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Each player sacrifices all rare permanents, then reveals his or her hand and discards all rare cards.
Artist(s):John Matson
Rarity:Rare

Name:Red-Hot Hottie
Cost:
Type:Creature - Elemental
Power/Tough:2/5
Text:Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Artist(s):Jeremy Jarvis
Rarity:Common

Name:Remodel
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may play Remodel without paying its mana cost.
Remove target artifact from the game.
Artist(s):Lars Grant-"Wild Wild"-West
Rarity:Common

Name:Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Cost:
Type:Legendary Creature - Human Designer
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:You may play cards as though they were other Magic cards of your choice with the same mana cost. (Mana cost includes color.) You can't choose the same card twice.
Artist(s):Dave Dorman
Rarity:Rare

Name:Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Cost:
Type:Creature - Slug
Power/Tough:3/1
Text:Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Artist(s):Franz Vohwinkel
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Rod of Spanking
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artist(s):Mark Brill
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:S.N.O.T.
Cost:
Type:Creature - Ooze
Power/Tough:*{^2}/*{^2}
Text:As S.N.O.T. comes into play, you may stick it onto another creature named S.N.O.T. in play. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are equal to the square of the number of S.N.O.T.s stuck together. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16.)
Artist(s):Cyril Van Der Haegen
Rarity:Common

Name:Sauté
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Sauté deals 31/2 damage to target creature or player.
Artist(s):Jeff Miracola
Rarity:Common

Name:Save Life
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Choose one - Target player gains 21/2 life; or prevent the next 21/2 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Save" or "Life," you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Ray Lago
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Shoe Tree
Cost:
Type:Creature - Treefolk
Power/Tough:3/3
Text:Shoe Tree comes into play with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Artist(s):Francis Tsai
Rarity:Common

Name:Side to Side
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature token into play.
Artist(s):Jim Nelson
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Six-y Beast
Cost:
Type:Creature - Beast
Power/Tough:0/0
Text:As Six-y Beast comes into play, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast.
Artist(s):Anson Maddocks
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Smart Ass
Cost:
Type:Creature - Donkey Wizard
Text:Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.
Artist(s):Trevor Hairsine
Rarity:Common

Name:Spell Counter
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Counter target spell.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or "Counter," you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Doug Chaffee
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Standing Army
Cost:
Type:Creature - Human Soldier
Power/Tough:2/4
Text:As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
Artist(s):Randy Gallegos
Rarity:Common

Name:Staying Power
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:As long as Staying Power is in play, "until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
Artist(s):Richard Sardinha
Rarity:Rare

Name:Stone-Cold Basilisk
Cost:
Type:Creature - Basilisk
Text:Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, or play spells or abilities.
Artist(s):Don Hazeltine
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Stop That
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Target player discards a card.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent audibly flicks the cards in his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Anson Maddocks
Rarity:Common

Name:Super Secret Tech
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:All premium spells cost less to play. All premium creatures get +1/+1.
Artist(s):Dan Frazier
Rarity:Rare

Name:Supersize
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Target creature gets +31/2/+31/2 until end of turn.
Artist(s):DiTerlizzi
Rarity:Common

Name:Swamp
Cost:
Type:Basic Land - Swamp
Text:[B]
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Basic Land

Name:Symbol Status
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Put a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token into play for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.
Artist(s):Liz Danforth
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Tainted Monkey
Cost:
Type:Creature - Ape
Power/Tough:1/1
Text:: Choose a word. Target player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard. If that card has the chosen word in its text box, that player loses 3 life.
Artist(s):Mark Zug
Rarity:Common

Name:The Fallen Apart
Cost:
Type:Creature - Zombie
Power/Tough:4/4
Text:The Fallen Apart comes into play with two arms and two legs.
Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.
The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Artist(s):Corey D. Macourek
Rarity:Common

Name:Time Machine
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:: Remove Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own from the game. Return both cards to play at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X of the next game you play with the same opponent, where X is the removed creature's converted mana cost.
Artist(s):John Avon
Rarity:Rare

Name:Togglodyte
Cost:
Type:Artifact Creature - Golem
Power/Tough:4/4
Text:Togglodyte comes into play turned on.
Whenever a player plays a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch.
As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and all damage it would deal is prevented.
Artist(s):Dan Frazier
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Topsy Turvy
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, end, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)
If there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Artist(s):Jeff Miracola
Rarity:Rare

Name:Touch and Go
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Destroy target land.
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent touches his or her face, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.
Artist(s):Ben Thompson
Rarity:Common

Name:Toy Boat
Cost:
Type:Artifact Creature - Ship
Power/Tough:3/3
Text:Cumulative upkeep-Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it-without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Artist(s):Lars Grant-West
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Uktabi Kong
Cost:
Type:Creature - Ape
Power/Tough:8/8
Text:Trample
When Uktabi Kong comes into play, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Put a 1/1 green Ape creature token into play.
Artist(s):Una Fricker
Rarity:Rare

Name:Urza's Hot Tub
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Artist(s):Stephen Tappin
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Vile Bile
Cost:
Type:Creature - Ooze
Text:Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.
Artist(s):Tony Szczudlo
Rarity:Common

Name:Water Gun Balloon Game
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:As Water Gun Balloon Game comes into play, each player puts a pop! counter on a 0.
Whenever a player plays a spell, move that player's pop! counter up 1.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits 5, that player puts a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token into play and resets all pop! counters to 0.
Artist(s):Mark Brill
Rarity:Rare

Name:Wet Willie of the Damned
Cost:
Type:Sorcery
Text:Wet Willie of the Damned deals 21/2 damage to target creature or player and you gain 21/2 life.
Artist(s):Greg Staples
Rarity:Common

Name:When Fluffy Bunnies Attack
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.
Artist(s):Ray Lago
Rarity:Common

Name:Who/What/When/Where/Why
Cost:
Type:Instant
Text:Who

Instant
Target player gains X life.
-----
What

Instant
Destroy target artifact.
-----
When

Instant
Counter target creature spell.
-----
Where

Instant
Destroy target land.
-----
Why

Instant
Destroy target enchantment.
Artist(s):Dan Frazier
Rarity:Rare

Name:Wordmail
Cost:
Type:Enchant Creature
Text:Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.
Artist(s):Ron Spencer
Rarity:Common

Name:Working Stiff
Cost:
Type:Creature - Mummy
Power/Tough:2/2
Text:As Working Stiff comes into play, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.
Artist(s):Darrell Riche
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:World-Bottling Kit
Cost:
Type:Artifact
Text:, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Remove from the game all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
Artist(s):Alan Rabinowitz
Rarity:Rare

Name:Yet Another AEther Vortex
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are in play under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Artist(s):David Day
Rarity:Rare

Name:Zombie Fanboy
Cost:
Type:Creature - Zombie Gamer
Power/Tough:1/1
Text:As Zombie Fanboy comes into play, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
Artist(s):Matt "I'm Your Boy" Cavotta
Rarity:Uncommon

Name:Zzzyxas's Abyss
Cost:
Type:Enchantment
Text:At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents in play.
Artist(s):Pete Venters
Rarity:Rare

Name:_____
Cost:
Type:Creature - Shapeshifter
Power/Tough:1/1
Text:: This card's name becomes the name of your choice. Play this ability anywhere, anytime.
Artist(s):Ron Spears
Rarity:Uncommon

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